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Intwoduckshun"Awwow me tew intwoduce mysewf, I'm a neu...neut...neutewed (yew bastawds!) mawe puwebwed seaw bicowow Wagdoww cat, my name is Wocky Mountain Sawtewth Fowest Siw Dusty, but my fwends just caww me Dusty. I have had a wong and happy time wiving hewe in my new house. As I'm witing dis, I'm 8 months owd and I hav ben wiving hewe fow, WOW haz it ben dat wong!, 1 and a hawf months. I have had qwite a time twaining my new owna, but he is gettin bettew. I'ww teww you mowe about him watew. I don't wemembew much about my kittenhood but I awways had wots of pwaymates awound. We wived in weawwy smaww houses with a scween doow on the fwont. In the basement we had the sanitation faciwities and the food couwt. We awso had a main fwoow bedwoom and an upstaiws bedwoom. The decow was as spawse as empty shewves. Onwy da staiwway-post waz cawpeted. Wots and wots of vewy ugwy beasts wawked past the doow, and many of them wooked in and made stupid noises at us. It sounded wike "bwah, bwah, bwah, cute kitty, bwah, bwah". At weast the ugwy ones, I think they awe cawwed Umans, tended to da sanitation faciwities and bwought mowe food and watew. Sometimes dey onwy pwetended to bwing mowe food and when dey opened the doow dey wouwd gwab yew and twiww yew awound and howd yew upside down and poke at yur bewwy and twy to puww yur fur out. If they do that yew have to fight back and cwaw them and bite them and hiss and gwoww untiw they put yew back in yeww house. I weawned that if yew let them pick yew up and yew stawt puwwing that they hold yew up to theiw big ugwy faces and they sometimes stick theiw big bwubbewy wips on yeww nose and say something wike "I wuv yew". Yuck...yuck...yuck - makes me want to puke up a haiw baww just thinkin about it! Things hab gotten much bettew in my ne...yaah...new home. Meeoyaaaawn, excwuse me, time fow a catnap. I'ww teww yew mowe latew." . . . |
Introduction"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a neu - neut - neutered (you b*st*rds!) male purebred seal bicolor Ragdall cat, my name is Rocky Mountain Sawtooth Forest Sir Dusty, but my friends just call me Dusty. I have had a long and happy time living here in my new home. I'm now 8 months old and I have been living here for, WOW has it been that long!, 1 and a half months. I have had quite a time training my new owner, but he is getting better. I'll tell you more about him later. I don't remember much about my kittenhood but I always had lots of playmates around. We lived in really small houses with a screen door on the front. In the basement we had the sanitation facilities and the food court. We also had a main floor bedroom and an upstairs bedroom. The decor was as sparse as empty shelves. Only the stairway-post was carpeted. Lots and lots of very ugly beasts walked past the door, and many of them looked in and made stupid noises at us. It sounded like "blah, blah, blah, cute kitty, blah, blah". At least the ugly ones, I think they are called humans, tended to the sanitation facilities and brought more food and water. Sometimes they only pretended to bring more food and when they opened the door they would grab you and twirl you around and hold you upside down and poke at your belly and try to pull your fur out. If they do that you have to fight back and claw them and bite them and hiss and growl until they put you back in your house. I learned that if you let them pick you up and you start purring that they hold you up to their big ugly faces and they sometimes stick their big blubbery lips on your nose and say something like "I love you". Yuck...yuck...yuck - makes me want to puke up a hair ball just thinking about it! Things have gotten much better in my ne...yaah...new home. Meeoyaaaawn, excuse me, time for a catnap. I'll tell you more later." . . . |
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