Cat Haikus
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crud! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One has
been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
My claws are not that sharp.
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again.
I'll crap in the sink.
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
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