The House of Six Cats! Humor Collection

This is a collection of cat related humor that I have received via email by anonymous authors.  (I am not the author of any of them.)  I present them here for your enjoyment.  I would like this collection to grow.  If you have cat related humor, I would appreciate it if you emailed it to me at: "Jim Foerster" <jim@jimfoerster.com> and I might add it to this page.  Thank you.

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• Honey please, let me explain . . .
• Teasin' Cat
• Mistletoe
• Cat Haikus
• Cat Commandments
• A Page From a Cat Diary
• Giving a Cat a Bath
• How to Give Your Cat a Pill
• Feline Physics
• Little Known Feline Ailments
• Where the Dog and Cat Came From
• The Cat Miracle Diet
• Nothing I Can Do
• Nikon Photo Tip #5
• Cats Can Predict the Wind
• How to Wash the Cat
• What is a Cat?

What is a Cat?

• Cats do what they want.
• They rarely listen to you.
• They're totally unpredictable.
• They whine when they are not happy.
• When you want to play, they want to be alone.
• When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• They expect you to cater to their every whim.
• They're moody.
• They leave hair everywhere.
• They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.

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